10/30/2022 0 Comments Non veg jokesFlirty pick-up lines can help you break the ice by getting a smile or even a laugh from the person who’s caught your eye. Slightly RisqueĪ pick-up line doesn’t have to be aggressive to be effective. It may be wise to test your luck with a milder pick-up line before you get too spicy. Just be careful – the more forward you are, the more likely you are to be rudely rejected if you pick the wrong person to use it on. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya.īirbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain.īhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga.This list of pick-up lines ranges from slightly risque (PG-13) to ultra explicit (XXX), so there’s a line here for the bold and the timid alike. Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi.īirbal : agar kisi surile gale wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega.Īkbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya. Tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de, 1000 asharfia dunga.īirbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di. Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke HoĮk Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.Īkbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Ch#t Tu Mujhe Lene Dega”īirbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai” Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne Hairan Hokar Akbar Se PuchhaĪkbar Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Maine Use 1 Ungli Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche Aap.”Īkbar: “Maine Puchha Tha, Ye Population Kyo Badh Rahi Hai, Usne Dikha Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se.”īirbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.īirbal: “Tumhe Samajh Kaise Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya Chahta Hai?”Ĭhanki Muskurate Hue Bola: “Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai, Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega, Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi Hain.”īirbal Hairan Hote Hue: “Aur Dusri Baar?”Ĭhanki: “Fir Akbar Ne Pucha Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine Bola L0da Lele Mera”Īkabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai LEKIN AGAR EK BHI BOOND MOOT KI TAPKI, YEH TALWAAR C+UT MAIN DAALKE SE NIKAL DUNGA"Īkbar: “Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal Puchunga”Īkbar: “Agar Usne Galat Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan Kaat Di Jayegi, Sahi Jawab Diya To Ek Mahal, Aur Ek Laakh Rupaye Dunga, Aisa Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To Tumhari Gardan Kaat Dunga.”Īb Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam Tha Chanki.īirbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar Kaha: “Vese Bhi Teri Zindagi Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Parivar Paalna Bhi Mushkil Ho Raha Hai”īirbal: “Main Tujhe 10,000 Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur Isharo Mein Baat Kar”Ĭhanki: “Agar Main Jawab Na De Paaya To?”īirbal: “Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat Lenge”Ĭhanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya Darbar MeinĪkbar Ne Use 1 Ungali Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2 Dikha DiĬhanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar DiĪkbar Muskuraya Aur Usne Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein Hilaya Aur Pucha: “Kyu?”Ĭhanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki Aur Pakad Ke Raja Ke Samne Hila Diya,īirbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko Inaam Deke Vida Kiya "JAMNU, TUMNE TATTI KARNI KI DEMAND KI THI SO KARO!!. "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon, jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiy."Īkbar ne phatti ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Sube-sube randi ne darbaar mein faad entrance maara. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.įinally Tatti-day aa gaya. Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi, usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.īirbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega, par bhen ki Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi!Īkbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date di. (Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha, promise jo kar diya tha ne) "JAHAPANNA, MUJHE AAPKI RAAJGADI PAR TATTI KARNI HAI"Īkbar Socha ki kya yeh randi BAWLI to nahin ho gayi? (Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha) "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arzkaroon" Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki chinaal thi. Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke. "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri Jaan?Īgar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de, uski behen choddi jayegi." Ek Randi Naachi Itni zor se nachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye.
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